Holy Shit, it’s Christmas Eve. How the hell did that happen?
"The wise words of Special Ed must be observed."
In other news I received yet another Christmas Fruit Cake.
"It's not that I don't like you fruit cake, it's that you are not actually a cake, and that annoys me"
I’ve started some festive holiday socks. Everyone likes reindeer right?
"Yup, they are doing exactly what you think they are doing, playing leap frog"
That is all. Happy holidays everyone! Have a safe and happy celebration!
"Bob remembers that he hasn't been exactly a "good" boy this year. Don't worry Bobo, Santa's still coming for you!"